soft pretzels

These are super easy, and super yummy!

this is amazing

-- originally posted by Arini

Turns out that everyone looks like a neanderthal without eyebrows. Por ejemplo:

So haaaaawt

http://celebswithnoeyebrows.com/

banana raisin cornbread

I had a banana that needed to be used up, so I whipped this simple bread up   It’s a slightly sweet cornbread and SUPER delicious.  Add whatever you think might make it tasty!

Just thought you should know…

-- originally posted by Arini

http://whoisthecutest.com/

Just a video!

-- originally posted by Arini

Enjoy!

That’s right – cauliflower.  And you can’t even taste it  

Whether you’re gluten free, low carb, or trying to eat more veggies, this is the pizza crust for you.  It’s also a great crust if you don’t want much prep – just cook, rice, and squeeze out your cauliflower the night before.  And it’s simple!  It just uses cauliflower, egg, mozzarella, and spices.  Can’t get much easier than that  

Shrimp curry!

-- originally posted by Arini

Okay, so I will preface this with the following: I took a probably already bastardized recipe and warped it even further, so this may not be the most authentic shrimp curry, but it’s my first go, so I can be forgiven just this once.

Chicken Nuggets a la George

My local grocery store had a sale on boneless chicken breast this past week, so I bought a pack of three chicken breasts, and decided to make chicken nuggets   Everything in these recipes is “to taste,” I didn’t measure anything.  I used one chicken breast for each recipe (mine were about 300g each, I’d say they’d feed 1-2 people).

I made these on my George Foreman grill, because George is my BFF. 

My absence only proves that I am a useless slut

-- originally posted by Arini

Welcome back to SUPERFUNTIMES! The hubs and I are done getting married, so hopefully you’ll see more posts.

My Facebook news feed is an explosion of lulz, probably because I’ve whittled my friends list down to only people who are awesome and hilarious. This weekend I was linked to Manboobz, my new favorite site, which is devoted to mocking misogynists.

David Futrelle navigates the creepy internet forums (fora?) and blogs that claim to be devoted to “Men’s Right’s Activism,” which seems to be less concerned with “Men’s Rights,” and more interested in bitching about how all women are useless sluts who are only interested in men’s money and sperm.

Wait…what? Sorry, dudes, power, and therefore money may be attractive to some ladies, but I ASSURE you, semen is not what I look for in a man. If it was, I would just equip a Realdoll (NSFW, duh) with a turkey baster. I’m pretty sure the Realdoll (who I would name Sir Baxter Willis Pennysworth III [also NSFW]) would have a better personality than these douchebags. Observe one in action, (photo from my imagination):

I’M A SERIAL MURDERER!

Some say that women are children.
I think that women are way below children.
Imagine a retarded child playing with a machine gun and you will have an accurate picture of women.
Pathetic, yes they are…
What a curse it must be to be born a woman…

It certainly is, sir. It’s a curse to be a woman in a world where asshats like you hate women, but still want to sleep with us. And in the saddest twist of irony ever, you don’t realize that women reject you because we are smart enough to recognize an asshole when we see one. Meanwhile the “manginas” you codemn for joining in on some kind of feminist conspiracy are too busy touching our boobies to care that you hate them, too!

TITTIES!

Seriously, though, if you like laughing at internet idiots, check out Manboobz. There are many lulz to be had.

(Side note: the sheer number of results from a Google Image search for “douchebag” is terrifying. I’m moving to the moon with Sir Baxter.)

Oops.

Yeah…we’ve been gone a while.  New posts to resume soon!

Happy Chicken Pot Pi Day!

As yesterday was Pi Day, I found it the perfect opportunity to make my favorite meal ever – chicken pot pie

I play around with recipes a bit when it comes to pot pies. I don’t think I’ve ever made the same pie twice . When I found this soup in the store, I knew I wanted to try this -

Broccoli Cheddar Chicken Pot Pie

Just because.

-- originally posted by Arini

http://vimeo.com/20732587

Five songs guaranteed to lodge themselves in your brain

-- originally posted by Arini

So this post was inspired by the first video on our list:

Don’t worry, it only gets worse.

Paula Deen Riding Things!

-- originally posted by Arini
 
Okay, it’s time to talk about something amazing…PAULA DEEN RIDING THINGS!  It’s just a bunch of shoops and gifs of Paula Deen riding things, a-like so:

Ridin’ a capybara…

Doin’ her Strangelove impression…

And my personal favorite, riding Lady Gaga!

Pink Popcorn

-- originally posted by Arini

I’ve adapted this tasty treat from this recipe, mostly by shrinking it down to more manageable proportions.  As an engineer, I was also utterly enraged at the fact that the entire recipe was listed in US cooking measurements, but the volume of popcorn was listed in liters.  To prevent other nerds like me from exploding into a blind rage and punching their computer screens, I have convieniently fixed that.

because it’s fun to scan things.

Five websites you should check out.  I don’t think this post needs much explanation – scanning things is fun.

Scanwiches

Hair Scans

Inside Insides

Face Your Pockets

The Cat Scan

How to make the world’s best burrito

-- originally posted by Arini

I’ve gone through several rounds of messing with burrito formulations, and I believe I’ve found the best one. I personally don’t add any spice to the mix because my man isn’t fond of it, but I encourage recipe tampering. Let’s do this!

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Welcome to SUPERFUNTIMES! This is where we talk about things that we find interesting and hopefully they will interest you too SUPERFUNTIMES is a little bit of nothing and a little bit of everything.  Some things may be stupidly awesome, and some things may be awesomely stupid.  And there will be food.  Lots of food.